Title: Five Times Stacy Wanted a Cigarette
Pairing: Stacy/Cuddy
Rating: teen
Notes: Set following the season two finale. 2400 words. My femslash09 fic, written for quasiradiant.

( The gum really wasn't working. )

This was written for Kutner Fest over at kutner_love. Which you should go see now. Big thank you to swatkat24 for the insta-beta. ♥

The Mysteries of a Rapidly Expanding Universe, House gen, Kutner + Rachel Cuddy
All ages, 250 words.

( Kutner has always thought that babies are kind of cool, actually. )

So remember those holiday gift ficlets I still have to write? This one's for queenzulu, who wanted House/Foreman, and silliness.

1019 words. Rated for teens.

( Okay, here's what really happens. )

I am catching up on replies today. That is my goal. That, and maybe finishing that holiday exchange fic that was due yesterday, hi. But for now, here are two more of the giftfics.

Title: Not for the likes of you and me
Pairing: House/Thirteen
Notes: For obfuscate3, prompt 'because'.

( you're so tired )

Two holiday gift-ficlets, for swatkat24 and hihoplastic. In my defense? YOU WERE THE ONES WHO ASKED FOR THIS.

Title: The Bottom of the Barrel
Fandom: House/How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Cuddy/Barney
Notes: Hee. For swatkat24.

( real golf is a lot harder than Marshall's Wii makes it look )

Title: Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten
Pairing: House/Foreman/Thirteen
Rating: teen
Words: 12713 (lol)
Notes: This is a story about people being happy, and no one being dead or dying. AU, obviously, where random things are different just because I felt like it. Many thanks to queenzulu for the beta ( Read more... )

Title: Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten
Pairing: House/Foreman/Thirteen
Rating: teen
Words: 12713

( part two )

Title: Take Two Martinis and Call Me in the Morning
Fandom: Scrubs/House
Pairing: Jordan/Cuddy
Rating: teen
Words: 2780
Notes: No spoilers. Not much in the way of plot or rationalisation, either.
Summary: At the closing farewell cocktail crap-fest, things were finally looking up.

( Jordan hated Bob Kelso. )

Woo! Done! *cough*

Title: When Everything Will Be Just Fine
Pairing: Cameron/Thirteen
Rating: R
Words: 6001
Notes: My quite late housefemslash fic, written for fourteencats. Set following the season four finale.
Summary: Cameron cares. Thirteen tries not to. Hijinks ensue.

( when her thoughts went in this direction, she just wound up remembering why she left )

Title: Sisters Three
Fandom: House/The Simpsons crossover
Pairing/Characters: gen, Cuddy, Patty, Selma, Wilson, and House
Rating: PG
Words: 1211
Notes: I don't even know. Sort of set during the season three Cuddy/Wilson not-dating thing. Thanks to roga for hand-holding.

( Patty and Selma are the kind of sisters that can make you glad you weren't born a triplet. )